I don’t really have any screenshots or pictures I can use to do the talking for me, primarily because of… Well.
But happy birthday, you. Must feel good to be “31” (idiot).
Maybe I should get you a cape. Would be a good laugh.
Maybe we’ll catch up soon, although I doubt it. Whatever it is, I should stop with the awkward. It was good getting to know you (and while I do prefer handsome men, for you I’d made an exception).