April 2012
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I LOL'D
S: Your boyfriend had the story as well.
Me: Yeah, it was a whole thing stalking Twitter to find it. I downloaded the video for us also.
S: Your problem is that you are sleeping with the enemy. Lock him up in the bathroom when you are working on a story.
Me: But it's useful sometimes, like when we cover Parliament!
S: Yes, use him when it works for YOU. You're a woman. Don't shame your sex.
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This Year
Some Malaysians lost control.
But many, many more did not.
So I am very proud of all of you.
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Arasu
Akash: But you had a grant which covered tuition. Why didn't you just take a loan to cover living expenses? Brilliant time to be in debt.
Me: I am Indian. We do not borrow money. We get scholarships.
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Always So Charming
Akash: You got into Stanford? And didn't go?
Me: I got in TWICE.
Akash: That's like paying a hooker twice just to sit at the floor of the bed and cry in front of her.
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Heehee
Boss: If anything happens, just call me.
Me: What's the worst that could happen?
Boss: YOU HAD TO SAY IT.
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“WHY IS THIS EXCHANGE NOT ON FACEBOOK? I FEEL DEPRIVED. I WANT TO LIKE IT WITH...”
– Michelle being dramatic.
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“Please give me a second grace.”
– Nick Drake, Fly
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Gotye
Today Gehry was on CNN talking about Fallingwater and the time he guest starred on The Simpsons.
It made me very happy.
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Why Journalism Is The Best Job Ever →
This is absolutely one billion per cent true.
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On My New Mixer
Me: Look! If you press this button, the beaters come out.
Anon: Can you shoot them at people?
Me: Uh... No.
Anon: You never buy anything for ME.
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Oops
Me: I wish I could wear a sign which reads 'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND'. You're the only guy I've dated who makes me want to do that, by the way.
Anon: Awww. Who hit on you?
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Dilemmas
Me: Tumblr emergency! I have to pick between Buffy and Dean Winchester! Who is my favorite hero?!?!
Anon: Your favorite hero is ME. So spoil your vote.
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Joss talks about a Buffy/Black Widow fight
Buffy would go easy at first, but as soon as Natasha popped her with a Widow Sting, she’d start bringing some slayer brawn to the fray. Natasha’s fast, but a couple of good connects and she’s wobbling, possibly something broken — she whips out her glock and now Buffy’s dodging — right where Natasha wants her. Natasha shoots the cable holding the steel barrels and they tumble onto Buffy, nearly...
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On Reading My Tumblr
Anon: I go stalk you now.
Me: Stalk me? You live with me.
Anon: I'm good, aren't I?
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Sorry But
In my world, you don’t have to hang out with someone just because you go to the same church/college/press conferences.
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“You think misery will make you stand apart from the crowd,
If you had walked...”
– Dido, See You When You’re 40
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“Log off. Use the other computer. This one is for EDITOR, not UNCONFIRMED...”
– My boss is mad with power (but nice and helpful and very funny). 