S: Your boyfriend had the story as well.
Me: Yeah, it was a whole thing stalking Twitter to find it. I downloaded the video for us also.
S: Your problem is that you are sleeping with the enemy. Lock him up in the bathroom when you are working on a story.
Me: But it's useful sometimes, like when we cover Parliament!
S: Yes, use him when it works for YOU. You're a woman. Don't shame your sex.
Some Malaysians lost control. But many, many more did not. So I am very proud of all of you.
Akash: But you had a grant which covered tuition. Why didn't you just take a loan to cover living expenses? Brilliant time to be in debt.
Me: I am Indian. We do not borrow money. We get scholarships.
Always So Charming
Akash: You got into Stanford? And didn't go?
Me: I got in TWICE.
Akash: That's like paying a hooker twice just to sit at the floor of the bed and cry in front of her.
Boss: If anything happens, just call me.
Me: What's the worst that could happen?
Boss: YOU HAD TO SAY IT.
WHY IS THIS EXCHANGE NOT ON FACEBOOK? I FEEL DEPRIVED. I WANT TO LIKE IT WITH...– Michelle being dramatic.
Please give me a second grace.– Nick Drake, Fly
Today Gehry was on CNN talking about Fallingwater and the time he guest starred on The Simpsons. It made me very happy.
Why Journalism Is The Best Job Ever →
This is absolutely one billion per cent true.
On My New Mixer
Me: Look! If you press this button, the beaters come out.
Anon: Can you shoot them at people?
Me: Uh... No.
Anon: You never buy anything for ME.
Me: I wish I could wear a sign which reads 'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND'. You're the only guy I've dated who makes me want to do that, by the way.
Anon: Awww. Who hit on you?
Me: Tumblr emergency! I have to pick between Buffy and Dean Winchester! Who is my favorite hero?!?!
Anon: Your favorite hero is ME. So spoil your vote.
Joss talks about a Buffy/Black Widow fight
Buffy would go easy at first, but as soon as Natasha popped her with a Widow Sting, she’d start bringing some slayer brawn to the fray. Natasha’s fast, but a couple of good connects and she’s wobbling, possibly something broken — she whips out her glock and now Buffy’s dodging — right where Natasha wants her. Natasha shoots the cable holding the steel barrels and they tumble onto Buffy, nearly...
On Reading My Tumblr
Anon: I go stalk you now.
Me: Stalk me? You live with me.
Anon: I'm good, aren't I?
In my world, you don’t have to hang out with someone just because you go to the same church/college/press conferences.
You think misery will make you stand apart from the crowd, If you had walked...– Dido, See You When You’re 40
Log off. Use the other computer. This one is for EDITOR, not UNCONFIRMED...– My boss is mad with power (but nice and helpful and very funny).