I’m actually terrified. Happy Breakfast Day, it would seem.
|Karyn:||Didn't Keanu Reeves learn how to speak it? If he can do it...|
|Me:||That doesn't count, he's part Chinese.|
|Karyn:||SO ARE YOU.|
|Jason:||My bald spot is like the gulf of Mexico.|
|Me:||Why are you so dramatic?|
|Jason:||I'm an Indian guy with a Greek name who studied Lit.|
I tend to avoid biographies like the plague, but I’ll make an exception for this one…